Hackfest 2009: Inglorious Bastards
Jeffrey Dean Carter attempted to defend his fourth Birdie King title on the shores of Mille Lacs Lake in central Minnesota. Unfortunately for him, the trophy was wrested, with extreme prejudice, from his girlish hands by Dr. Timothy Hidani. It is rumored that the other fifteen Hackfestians have all scheduled double knee surgeries as Tim recently had done in order to gain that elusive edge for 2010.
Birdie King
Dr. Timothy Hidani
Participants
This year’s participants, in alphabetical order:
- Mike Allerding
- Jeff Carter
- Brian Dukart
- Tim Hidani
- James Hove
- Brett Johnson
- John Kast
- Jim 'Special K' Kenealy
- Chaz Larson
- Roger Mahre
- Gary Mullen-Schultz
- Eric Petersen
- David Read
- Mike Sauer
- Tom Sandberg
- Trent Shipley
Rules
TBD.
Results
Official results are here.
Photos
Click here for photos (from the Artistic Director) of the 2009 campaign.